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Friday, April 21, 2017

The real returns of Gary Savage

It is truly a wonder that in this age of search engines, people are still, still subscribing that to that idiot.

Or maybe it is because he lacks them (subscribers) that he makes desperate comments like these.

He is referencing his “Leveraged Metals portfolio.” We have seen that numerous times over the past few years he has “reset” this portfolio because once you get to -80% you are never gonna really come back. But I decided to calculate what the real returns would be if he just included one set of trades which I have documented before. His infamous JNUG/NUGT trade in July 2016.
A full blowjob by blowjob account can be found in my finest work here.

Briefly recapping, 

Gary bought, JNUG and NUGT and repeatedly told his subs NOT TO SELL and then terminated the model portfolio ON A HOLIDAY.

Yet that is the exact time he restarted his portfolio which he claims is up 154% today!
Wow a clean slate.

Below is his spreadsheet. He has no open trades so this is all past information. I am not disclosing his "trade secrets", although If I were to guess his trade secrets they probably would read something like
a) Come up with 15 trading rules.
b) Ignore them at every chance you get.
c) Criticize all my subs for doing the same.
d) Blame every failed trade on the bankers.

Note he started with a round number of $150,000. So Gary is implying...based on his final number that all his trades before that had a nice exact plus 50% return. 

He started initially with $100,000, at December 27 it was $150,000 and now it is $254,353 for a 154% return. Please click on image for larger view. I could not upload as a spreadsheet as it looked terrible. 

So I added one more thing at the bottom. We have ample evidence that he bought NUGT and JNUG in July and closed them in late December. I used some basic math to figure

1)    how much his starting portfolio had to be to land with $150,000 after those trades
2)    His ACTUAL (NOT HIS FUCK FANTASY) returns to date.

I shit you not….his starting portfolio would have to be
If you ever needed a divine sign not to listen to this moron please use this.

Sidebar: I recently watched “The Omen” and it was fucking awesome!!!!!!!

And his actual returns          NEGATIVE 61.85%

Two year running total? You just left out your biggest disaster and your spreadsheet starts 4 months back you fuckwad!! 

Gary such level of deception should get you in Jail. I am not kidding bro. Deletion of such facts and awful repeated lying and misrepresentation is not covered under your “Gary Savage LLC is not responsible” bullshit clauses. 

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Gary You Delusional Fuck.

After calling for $10,000 Gold, $1,000 JNUG and $500 Silver, Gary decided that the best way to leverage his returns in the bull market was to go….

Wait for it……


Yep he has gone short the Precious Metal sector.

While, I personally think he has a fair chance of making money on this ( I am currently short NUGT), the splendid irony of this Dickwad’s constant contradictions is permeating through his subscriber base.

Yeah Ralph but what you are saying only makes sense if you have at least a high double digit IQ. But don't worry. Gary is right behind the banksters bottoms.

And in the rare chance you blame Gary for this short trade gone bad....Please view the other side of the mouth talking.

So remember, Gary is always right. He always makes money. Why else would he begging for $500 annual subscription fees? True sign of a millionaire.

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Baby Bull: How one man spotted 60 of the last zero bull markets: Part 6

 Parts 1-5 can be read through the archives.

ERX edition:
Gary’s love affair with 3X has extended pretty much across the entire genre. Like an aging porn princess that tries more and more creative stunts to stay in business, Gary pulled out all the stops (pun intended) to make money in the “Energy Portfolio”.

I mean where else can you get a service that helps you lose money in every fucking asset class? 
So after a few trades, that ended in a net loss (Gary alludes to this himself in the first line), Gary tried his luck again in ERX the 3X leveraged energy fund in 2015.

Adding that he was going to be pissed....
Fuck even before he could complete that thought....
Less than 1 hour later!

Those damn bankers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Working overtime to cause Gary to lose money. I mean seriously, if all these multimillionaires who run the world, don't spend every waking minute spoiling Gary's trades, how will they ever get satisfaction?

But Gary was going to be back. He got back in a slightly higher price ($35.22 after being stopped at $32.85)

He was not going to be stopped out now. 
Sidebar: "Nothing's gonna stop us out now." A lesser known Starship Song.

Just in time for a nice smooth 60% decline.
But on Jan 6th with ERX around $20, down about 40% from Gary;s buy point....
Gary Majestically added

"It's too early to buy ERX". The irony was not lost on one subscriber. 

But Gary was strong. Gary took the opportunity of a 50% drawdown to reiterate that he only sells at intermediate tops. 

Gary hung around on this till a whole 9 months later when..he finally took a loss. 
To his credit it was a smaller loss than we would have expected. But still his "Energy portfolio was down 30% assuming Gary knew any math. 

But a lot can change in 30 days  as 30 days is a long time in Garyland....
In the next 30 days, 

Gary Debated.
Gary Bought.
Gary Sold.
Gary promised to never trade it again.

Which brings us full circle to his current trade, where Gary took the opportunity to remind us common folks, what we were missing out by NOT having a subscription.

Yep real time trades....Worth every penny Gary.

Monday, April 3, 2017

Heads ...Gary wins $400.....Tails... he loses nothing.

So after jacking fees for his pile of cow dung from $200 to $500, Gary is offering $100 “off” this price.
Ha, wonders never cease.

So what is happening is

"You did not enjoy that awesome 85% loss on JNUG which I closed out on the weekend? No? Ok, how about I make it better for you by jacking up the price by 150%. How does that sound? And just for good fun I will throw in the Quest portfolio which ALSO goes to zero over the next 3 months. How does that sound? We cool?
Great! "

A few weeks later
"I have since then got everything wrong (including the math on how portfolio returns should be calculated), so let me lower the price by $100. How does THAT sound?"

Gary’s offer is designed for the ignorant among you, who are not aware of his awesome track record.
Please read the 7 posts below and if you still feel like subscribing then I cannot help you.


I have been in communication with Gary and coaxed him to improve his offer.
I suggested he keep the price $400 for a one year membership.
If it loses money, he pays you $400 back and an additional $400 of his own money. Since he is a millionaire and I am thinking less than 1 in Billion are stupid enough to fall for this gimmick at this point with SMT-exposed and me running at full steam, at most he will be out $2,800.

After lot of talk, some ass grabbing, a hasty handjob, a little uncomfortable silence and 4 minutes of guilt, we agreed to allow subscribers to benefit.

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